What is going onnnnnnnnn?????? [audio]

[channingchanningchanning]

Date: Midnight on the 24th
Characters: 987-1234-23423-87345

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[A familiar source of yelling is yelling. Yelling at a time when most people want to sleep.]

WHAT???

IS HAPPENING???

EVERYONE IS UP AND RUNNING AROUND AND WORRIED AND ANGRY!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

[Guess who is a dog and thus wasn't explained anything?]

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[spaghettimonster]

[It is late at night, and that familiar yelling is loud enough for Russell to hear it through Walter's door. Rather than risk the mistake of responding with anything that makes sound, and getting yelled at again, Russell grabs a notepad and scribbles his number out.]

Is it the zoo again? I'm not going out this time of night.

[Please stop interrupting his couch-lounging movie marathon, mysterious network organizer.]

[channingchanningchanning]

NO!

IT'S AT MY HOUSE! AND ALL THE NEIGHBOURING HOUSES!

[spaghettimonster]

[It will almost certainly have the same result as last time, but:]

Which houses are those ? ? ?

[channingchanningchanning]

[Lo and behold he can actually answer that without giving himself away because there are a LOT of houses in this area]

THE HOUSES NEAR THE HIGH STREET!

[spaghettimonster]

[That's astonishingly helpful this time. Right, just give him a minute to pull up some social media and confirm what the people above have said.]

It looks as though the others are right
there's an old bomb on your street.
Just follow instructions when they have you evacuate, it should be fine

[channingchanningchanning]

[This relaxed stance does NOT line up with what he's noticing about the humans that he lives with.]

BUT EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT!

[spaghettimonster]

You don't have to JOIN THEM

If everyone jumped of a bridge would you too? ??

[Easy to say from the couch with a silent notepad, much more difficult when small and mute while tall people panic around you.]

[channingchanningchanning]

IF EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE THEY PROBABLY HAVE A GOOD REASON!

[spaghettimonster]

O K

[Sorry he can't handle this conversation anymore, the others have it well in hand, he's out.]

[channingchanningchanning]

[tbh ending the conversation here is probably for the best of everyone and especially everyone's sanity]

NOTHING!

IS OKAY!

NOTHING!