What is going onnnnnnnnn?????? [audio]

[channingchanningchanning]

Date: Midnight on the 24th
Characters: 987-1234-23423-87345

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[A familiar source of yelling is yelling. Yelling at a time when most people want to sleep.]

WHAT???

IS HAPPENING???

EVERYONE IS UP AND RUNNING AROUND AND WORRIED AND ANGRY!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

[Guess who is a dog and thus wasn't explained anything?]

Comments

[spaghettimonster]

[It will almost certainly have the same result as last time, but:]

Which houses are those ? ? ?

[channingchanningchanning]

[Lo and behold he can actually answer that without giving himself away because there are a LOT of houses in this area]

THE HOUSES NEAR THE HIGH STREET!

[spaghettimonster]

[That's astonishingly helpful this time. Right, just give him a minute to pull up some social media and confirm what the people above have said.]

It looks as though the others are right
there's an old bomb on your street.
Just follow instructions when they have you evacuate, it should be fine

[channingchanningchanning]

[This relaxed stance does NOT line up with what he's noticing about the humans that he lives with.]

BUT EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT!

[spaghettimonster]

You don't have to JOIN THEM

If everyone jumped of a bridge would you too? ??

[Easy to say from the couch with a silent notepad, much more difficult when small and mute while tall people panic around you.]

[channingchanningchanning]

IF EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE THEY PROBABLY HAVE A GOOD REASON!

[spaghettimonster]

O K

[Sorry he can't handle this conversation anymore, the others have it well in hand, he's out.]

[channingchanningchanning]

[tbh ending the conversation here is probably for the best of everyone and especially everyone's sanity]

NOTHING!

IS OKAY!

NOTHING!