Bark bark bark bark [network]

[channingchanningchanning]

Date: July 25th
Characters: 987-1234-23423-87345

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[When the transmission starts, there is only a voice. Judging by it the speaker is a man in his sixties or thereabouts. ...though speaking is perhaps putting it a bit kindly. The man is yelling very agitatedly.]

Attention! Attention! Attention! Attention! ATTENTION!!!!!!

THEY ARE OUT! THEY ARE OUT! THEY ARE OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATTENTION!!!!!

COME HELP GET THEM, GET THEM! They are OUT!

[Aren't you glad the network translates lapdog barking into human speech?

...He does have a message. Somewhere under the barking. Probably.]

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We're not going on a bear hunt~

[dragoonrouge]

Erm, so the animals at the petting zoo have escaped?

[Sadie frowns down at her phone, there was a petting zoo near here?

Her next question is somewhat hesitant]

Would...would you like some help? Also, did you say bears?!

I'm sure the bear hunt would be more successful here: https://italicised.dreamwidth.org/857.html

[channingchanningchanning]

The bears are in their enclosure.

[He had a very unfortunate encounter with one of them a year ago, so he checked that one first. ...Or at some point after he was sent away by an exasperated dog sitter whose attempt to capture guinea pigs wasn't helped by a barking dog, even though the dog wasn't much larger than the pigs.]

They need as many hands as they can get. [His tone is switching from agitated to high and mighty now. Stop dawdling and get on it!] You just have to get on the small bus 5. [The final destination of which is Moss Manor, so that may at least give an indication as to where that petting zoo might be.]

Omfg. Well played, very well played XD

[dragoonrouge]

[Those bears may be in their enclosures but she's not letting it go because it is quite frankly baffling.]

That's a relief but...why are there even bears in a petting zoo in the first place?!

[Sadie quickly opens the local bus company app and searches for the Number 5,and then does a quick search on Moss Manor, if the really had a breakout then there would be video evidence. Which there was. Well...]

Oh that doesn't look good...Um,it will take me fifteen minutes to get there but I'm free to help!

[channingchanningchanning]

[She might even spot a tiny white dog running around barking in the background of one or two of the videos. Not that Chad would identify himself as that dog.

He sounds condescending now.]

It's not just a petting zoo. It's a zoo that also has a petting zoo attached to it. The bears are in a different area.

[dragoonrouge]

[There's a zoo as well? Maybe her Mum had a point about spending too much time inside studying or playing games if she didn't know that there was a zoo nearby!]

Are you okay? You sounded quite...distressed in your first message?

[channingchanningchanning]

There are animals running around EVERYWHERE! SHEEP! BIRDS! BUNNIES! PIGS! GUINEA PIGS!

[dragoonrouge]

[There was something a little...odd about the way the man said that, although it wasn't Sadie's place to judge.]

Oh, right, yes. Ah, maybe take a deep breath and go sit away from the chaos? That might make you feel more relaxed!

[channingchanningchanning]

Nobody should relax right now! Everyone should help!

[dragoonrouge]

[...Well that was her told then...]

Okay! The bus has just arrived so I'll be there soon!

[channingchanningchanning]

Good!

[And with that he is off to try and help with the catching efforts. More or less successfully.]