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saveourearth2018-07-24 10:36 pm
channingchanningchanning) wrote in saveourearth2018-07-24 10:36 pm
Bark bark bark bark [network]
Date: July 25th
Characters: 987-1234-23423-87345
[When the transmission starts, there is only a voice. Judging by it the speaker is a man in his sixties or thereabouts. ...though speaking is perhaps putting it a bit kindly. The man is yelling very agitatedly.]
Attention! Attention! Attention! Attention! ATTENTION!!!!!!
THEY ARE OUT! THEY ARE OUT! THEY ARE OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION!!!!!
COME HELP GET THEM, GET THEM! They are OUT!
[Aren't you glad the network translates lapdog barking into human speech?
...He does have a message. Somewhere under the barking. Probably.]
Characters: 987-1234-23423-87345
[When the transmission starts, there is only a voice. Judging by it the speaker is a man in his sixties or thereabouts. ...though speaking is perhaps putting it a bit kindly. The man is yelling very agitatedly.]
Attention! Attention! Attention! Attention! ATTENTION!!!!!!
THEY ARE OUT! THEY ARE OUT! THEY ARE OUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ATTENTION!!!!!
COME HELP GET THEM, GET THEM! They are OUT!
[Aren't you glad the network translates lapdog barking into human speech?
...He does have a message. Somewhere under the barking. Probably.]
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It wouldn't be right if something like this happened again.
Not when we could have done something.
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[...He really needs to learn how to write emails. Anonymous clues for the police are a thing, after all.
Not that he would have any useful information for them, strictly. Or any information that wouldn't tell them what he is.]