It's only a small triumph because you're stupidly tall [audio]

[runs]

Date: January 4th 2020
Characters: [Kitty's number]

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I'M BACK!

[We hope you didn't need your ears. If you did - sorry. Ears are overrated anyway.]

I'm back and I'm not going away again. [She'll RUN OFF AND LIVE IN THE CASTLE if they try to make her move out of Mossgate again. or something like that. She's determined to not let them take her away again.]

What did I miss?

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[scarsolderthanyou]

Were you here for the whole "these people are aliens" thing that happened? Because that's a big one, too.

Mr Helpful, Mr Evil, and the third guy are all aliens.

[runs]

[She moved away about a year ago, in the Christmas holidays 2018/19. So she hasn't been around for a lot.]

..ALIENS? [Wow. That's. That's AMAZING.]

So do they have tentacles?

[scarsolderthanyou]

They look like normal humans, mostly, they're trying to fit in so they're disguised. They don't smell like normal humans, though, so the disguise isn't perfect.

[runs]

Boring.

...Not even the tiniest bit of tentacle? or blue skin?

What about spaceships?

[scarsolderthanyou]

Probably, but we haven't seen 'em. Mr Evil does have a white cat, though, and his evil lair is protected by sharks.

[She might enjoy that, at least.]

[runs]

...Evil Lair?

[Okay, that sounds pretty interesting.]

What is he doing there?

[scarsolderthanyou]

Something evil. That's pretty much all we know, at this point. Mr Helpful wants us to stop him, but that's easier said than done when we've got no access to him.

[runs]

What have you tried to break in there?

[She might be no break-in expert, but she's absolutely on board if someone needs a small person who can climb really well, and also fly.]

[scarsolderthanyou]

It's on an island surrounded by sharks. So no. We did send a drone though.

[runs]

...I've seen documentaries. If your boat is big enough sharks can't do anything about it and you're safe from them.

[scarsolderthanyou]

I'm not about to trust the kinds of boats we could get our hands on against whatever this Mr Evil can think up. They might be mechanical sharks, or megalodons, or engineered to chew through hulls.

You wanna try it, be my guest. I hope you can swim.

[runs]

Of course I can swim! [She didn't skip that class.

Though he does have a point.

...] I can float, though. Through the air. [She just doesn't know how far.]

[scarsolderthanyou]

That might be better than a boat or trying to swim, if you could make sure you wouldn't be seen. Though if you can't bring anyone with you, it wouldn't be safe.

[She's just a kid. Nobody should send a kid alone into someplace dangerous. (Nobody should go someplace dangerous alone, no matter who they are, really.)]

[runs]

...I don't think I can.

[To be fair, she hasn't tried yet. She most definitely could try...]