Given the context of the rest of what they're dealing with, he has to pause at the repeatedly underlined description of bizarre.

You got a gemstone from a magic hug in your head

You're right, that IS bizarre.

The phone's unlocked already, but most of the apps don't work. The contact list is almost empty and those numbers aren't in service, the saved photos are of skeletons and toys. The menu doesn't even say what provider it's on or who it's registered to.