Nope. No. Nuh-uh. Jim is already on the goddamned Air Force One to 'Fuck This Shit, Texas' as soon as he sees the spread of Cobwebs that have appeared overnight all along his windows and door frames.
This is his house, you eight legged motherfuckers, and he will douse the whole thing in petrol, sit in the middle of it and light a match if needs be. Not today you little shits.
Anyone walking to and from the train station today might spy a man dressed in his Pajamas, work boots and a hardhat (Safety-first) absolutely demolishing the spiderwebs around his house with Jerry-rigged flamethrower. (Okay, maybe not so safe.)
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Hey. Hey guys? Hey. FUCK SPIDERS.
III.Halloween Evening.
It's safe to say that after that whole debacle, Jim really isn't in the mood for going out to any parties. He's never been one for the whole holiday to begin with, and frankly, hearing about the things that are going on outside, he feels vindicated about his opinion. Instead, he's going to binge watch netflix on his sofa.
If anyone wanted to come and get him, this would be the time to do it.
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Nope. No. Nuh-uh. Jim is already on the goddamned Air Force One to 'Fuck This Shit, Texas' as soon as he sees the spread of Cobwebs that have appeared overnight all along his windows and door frames.
This is his house, you eight legged motherfuckers, and he will douse the whole thing in petrol, sit in the middle of it and light a match if needs be. Not today you little shits.
Anyone walking to and from the train station today might spy a man dressed in his Pajamas, work boots and a hardhat (Safety-first) absolutely demolishing the spiderwebs around his house with Jerry-rigged flamethrower. (Okay, maybe not so safe.)
II.Network.Written Text
Hey. Hey guys? Hey. FUCK SPIDERS.
III.Halloween Evening.
It's safe to say that after that whole debacle, Jim really isn't in the mood for going out to any parties. He's never been one for the whole holiday to begin with, and frankly, hearing about the things that are going on outside, he feels vindicated about his opinion.
Instead, he's going to binge watch netflix on his sofa.
If anyone wanted to come and get him, this would be the time to do it.